Showing posts with label blackmail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blackmail. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2009

What have I done?

Oh my...

OH MY...!

This is just too terrible!

Apparently a gang of whacked out French revolutionaries got their hand on a time machine. They came to the year 2009. They were intrigued by the possibilities of the Internet. They lucked upon "The Far Sight 2.0". They don't speak English. So...

... THEY GOT IT ALL WRONG!

They saw the picture with the slightly shredded cappa and they thought my blog was all about promoting hatred for truth, goodness, unity and beauty...

So of course it was right up their alley!

In fact, they liked it so much, that they not only finished off the purple silk cappa, but are now holding the red watered-silk cappa hostage!

Their demands: The Far sight has to make it AT LEAST to the third place in the "Best Visual Treat" category of the 2009 Cannonball Awards.


As you can see, these madmen are armed with sabers, pitchforks, knives, axes and even cream-pies! And they mean business! Take a deep breath and scroll down to see what they did to the purple silk cappa (not for the faint of heart)!


* * sob, sniff, sigh * *


Worst of all: They provided me with visual material of their next targets. What you see in the following pictures will be nothing more than dirty rags this coming Sunday unless this cursed blog makes it at least to the third place!







Miles and miles of cappae will be gone!




Rows upon rows of beautiful liturgical vestments from all centuries: Lost!



Even galeri and cappelli romani...



Whole ensembles of cardinalatial finery, preserved across the decades: Annihilated!


This is not just about me and my stupid little blog anymore!

The world needs your help! Got to the poll! Here is the link again, so you don't have to scroll up and see those unwashed, horrible enemies of culture, beauty and faith again.

Go and vote like there is no tomorrow, alert your friends and family, make peace with your enemies and let them know what's at stake, encourage your colleagues at work, involve your local government, because if you don't THERE WILL BE NO TOMORROW!

Save the cappae, save the world!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Only you...

...can prevent cappa-destruction!

Thanks to my faithful readers "the far sight 2.0" has made it to the fourth place so far in the "Visual Treat" category of the "2009 Cannonball Awards".

I think there's some room for improvement. To give you an idea of the horrors you might be causing by not shoveling votes my way, get THIS:

Oh yes! This used to be a proud, beautiful cappa magna of purple silk. Now look at what is left and know, that the watered-silk cappa is still untouched. SO FAR!

Remember: One daily vote keeps Leo happy and the cappae alive!

[Attention: This message will remain on top of the post-list for the next week. Yes, I am THAT shameless. Scroll down for new entries.]

Saturday, May 16, 2009

You got eight days left...

... to go to this address and vote for "The Far Sight 2.0" in the "2009 Cannonball Awards".

If you don't, the following three items will be cut into pieces and turned into dresses for dolls:

One episcopal cappa magna made of purple wool (hood missing)


One archiepiscopal cappa magna made of purple silk


One cardinalatial cappa magna made of scarlet watered silk (hood missing)

Your choice!